Ok so I've been really sick the past few weeks, like strep throat and the flu so I have been lazy and not writing blogs obv. But last night was my 21st birthday and it was a good time. Me and a bunch of my friends headed over to O'connell's and I used my REAL driver's license for the 1st time, and it was gay, the guy didn't even look at the date on my ID I dont think but w/e..people were buyin me drinks all fkin night and I was gettin oblierated...we left O'connell's and walked over to the Wishing Well, where I was bought more drinks and got more fucking drunk..then at 2 am when all the regular bars closed, obv we went to nippers which is open till 5 fkin am weeeeee....we were gonna go to tootsies (amazing strip club imo) but we were so hammered and it was like 30 min drive, we just passed out on my floor...EL OH EL..happy 21st birthday bank..
I would elaborate more but last night's pretty much a blurr cuz I was so drunk so w/e...weeee
SHIP IT
Friday, March 28, 2008
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Wow, crazy spring break
So I had spring break last week and I've been really sick which is why I haven't written a blog in a long time. My spring break was so rediculous, my buddy from home was here so we were pretty much wasted every night. One night we ended up at the nicest strip club in all of Florida (Tootsies in Miami Gardens) and obv I lost my hat. GG..Anyways..long story short, I have diagnosed my illness I have become stricken to over spring break, it's most likely a combination of liver disease and STDs imo. obv
I got back into firin up MTTs last sunday. Let's just say I had the worse sunday of my life. Suicide sunday really lived up to it's name. Here's a list of the mtts I played:
12:00 pm
$22 on stars
$26 on FTP
$109 on FTP
1:00 pm
$109 on stars
$69 6 max on FTP
1:45 pm
Warmup on stars
2:00
Sunday Brawl on FTP
$109 on UB
$26 on FTP
2:15 pm
$20 1r 1a on stars
2:30 pm
$20r on FTP
3:00 pm
$163 on FTP
4:00 pm
$75 on FTP
4:15 pm
$10r on stars
5:00 pm
$215 on UB
$55 on stars
5:30 pm
Sunday Million on stars
6:00 pm
$750k on FTP
I stopped playing for the day after the $750k because well, as I had previously had mentioned, I had a terrible Sunday, and it pains me to say this, but I cashed in no mtts. SIGHHH
Now that spring break is over, I will be updating my blog more regularly.
Hope you run better than me :)
~ bank
I got back into firin up MTTs last sunday. Let's just say I had the worse sunday of my life. Suicide sunday really lived up to it's name. Here's a list of the mtts I played:
12:00 pm
$22 on stars
$26 on FTP
$109 on FTP
1:00 pm
$109 on stars
$69 6 max on FTP
1:45 pm
Warmup on stars
2:00
Sunday Brawl on FTP
$109 on UB
$26 on FTP
2:15 pm
$20 1r 1a on stars
2:30 pm
$20r on FTP
3:00 pm
$163 on FTP
4:00 pm
$75 on FTP
4:15 pm
$10r on stars
5:00 pm
$215 on UB
$55 on stars
5:30 pm
Sunday Million on stars
6:00 pm
$750k on FTP
I stopped playing for the day after the $750k because well, as I had previously had mentioned, I had a terrible Sunday, and it pains me to say this, but I cashed in no mtts. SIGHHH
Now that spring break is over, I will be updating my blog more regularly.
Hope you run better than me :)
~ bank
Saturday, March 1, 2008
decent day with poker
So I woke up around 11 am today (not sure why)..I played the $22 mtt on stars.. the $109 on FTP (both at noon) the $109 and the $320 0n stars and that was it...
I grinded the $22 forever, made a couple of nice resteals..can't remember how I busted but I cashed for the min...weeee
The $109 on FTP I made the FT...I was making a bunch of sick plays and got short 3 handed shoved A4 on the button with like 13 BBs.. got called by 88..flop = Q88..gg me..3rd place = $2.5k..
The $320 on stars was fkin stupid...there's like 80 players remaining (36 cash)..I have 5k at 200/400 level and shove AK utg...mscell called from the BB with AJ off suit..J on the river, not a problem at all..jesus
The $109 on stars I got 13th...had 160k at the 4k/8k level..CL who was pretty active raised button and I shoved A6ss in the BB..guy tanked and called with JJ..SIGH
I'm probably going out later to celebrate another decent day with poker..pce
I grinded the $22 forever, made a couple of nice resteals..can't remember how I busted but I cashed for the min...weeee
The $109 on FTP I made the FT...I was making a bunch of sick plays and got short 3 handed shoved A4 on the button with like 13 BBs.. got called by 88..flop = Q88..gg me..3rd place = $2.5k..
The $320 on stars was fkin stupid...there's like 80 players remaining (36 cash)..I have 5k at 200/400 level and shove AK utg...mscell called from the BB with AJ off suit..J on the river, not a problem at all..jesus
The $109 on stars I got 13th...had 160k at the 4k/8k level..CL who was pretty active raised button and I shoved A6ss in the BB..guy tanked and called with JJ..SIGH
I'm probably going out later to celebrate another decent day with poker..pce
Friday, February 29, 2008
Last night was fkin crazy
So I got out of my last midterm yesterday around 3:45 pm and thus spring break had begun. I kinda chilled for a bit and just watched tv till about 8:30. I was trying to decide whether I wanted to play the 9 pm mtts or go out tonight. I decided I was in the mood to play poker. It got to be around 10:30 and I was playing the nightly $162, the $10 rebuy and the $50 / 50 on stars and the $50 / 50 on full tilt, and then I got a call from my buddy who wanted me to go out with the bars with him, and I was like FUCKKKKK cuz I was still in a bunch of mtts.. rgdfhdhdhdsgdghyetwrshue.. I finally got a trustworthy friend to play on my account for me so I could go out and get drizunkkkk.
I met a couple of close friendsat Pranzo's at Mizner Park, where we go every weekend because of favorite bartender Emory works there. It got to be around 1 am and we were like FUCKKKK let's go to the Wishing Well (Irish pub), which is right around the corner. We get to the Wishing Well, and it's fkin PACKED. We get there and I see my buddy Marshall and his girlfriend and my friend Rachel and her "boyfriend". We were having shots and whatnot, and then I was talking to Rachel alone and she was like ya, ryan won't put our status on facebook as in a relationship because he doesn't want his ex gf to see it.. blah blah..and I was like w/e I don't wanna hear this gahbage. So the Well is about to close and there's only 1 place open when all the other places close. NIPPERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So every fucking person is wasted in this bar and were all driving over to Nippers to get some more behrs (yes, "beer" I am implementing my Boston accent into this post) and possibly some food. So we get to Nippers and as we're walking in, I see Marshall and I'm like, HEY MARSHALL, you hear Rachel's pissed at her boyfriend? And I turn around and the two of them (Rachel and her bf Ryan) are standing behind me, and I was like emm..oops..ul..gg..etc etc So we go inside and there's a live band playing and we get some wings and some more beers and then around 4 am we head home.
I get back to my apartment (not sure how to be honest) and I wanted to see how my buddy did in all of the mtts, I noticed he got 31st in the $10r which I was pleased about. So now it's close to 5 am and I'm like you know what, I want to play drunk poker. So I fire up twelve $60 turbo 9 man sngs. I ended up GG'ing the first 5 very quickly and I was like FUCK I need to do really well in these remaining 7...1st place, 1st place, 1st place, 2nd place, 2nd place..NOT A FKIN PROBLEM...So then I went to bed and woke up around 1 pm today and was like FUCKKK..hangover FTL
I'm probably going to be playing a ton of sngs today because it's double FPPs today because PokerStars is doing a special because it's Leap Day, so I'll see ya at the tables, and I'm gonna get blasted again tonight cuz that's how I roll.
All The Best,
bank
I met a couple of close friendsat Pranzo's at Mizner Park, where we go every weekend because of favorite bartender Emory works there. It got to be around 1 am and we were like FUCKKKK let's go to the Wishing Well (Irish pub), which is right around the corner. We get to the Wishing Well, and it's fkin PACKED. We get there and I see my buddy Marshall and his girlfriend and my friend Rachel and her "boyfriend". We were having shots and whatnot, and then I was talking to Rachel alone and she was like ya, ryan won't put our status on facebook as in a relationship because he doesn't want his ex gf to see it.. blah blah..and I was like w/e I don't wanna hear this gahbage. So the Well is about to close and there's only 1 place open when all the other places close. NIPPERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So every fucking person is wasted in this bar and were all driving over to Nippers to get some more behrs (yes, "beer" I am implementing my Boston accent into this post) and possibly some food. So we get to Nippers and as we're walking in, I see Marshall and I'm like, HEY MARSHALL, you hear Rachel's pissed at her boyfriend? And I turn around and the two of them (Rachel and her bf Ryan) are standing behind me, and I was like emm..oops..ul..gg..etc etc So we go inside and there's a live band playing and we get some wings and some more beers and then around 4 am we head home.
I get back to my apartment (not sure how to be honest) and I wanted to see how my buddy did in all of the mtts, I noticed he got 31st in the $10r which I was pleased about. So now it's close to 5 am and I'm like you know what, I want to play drunk poker. So I fire up twelve $60 turbo 9 man sngs. I ended up GG'ing the first 5 very quickly and I was like FUCK I need to do really well in these remaining 7...1st place, 1st place, 1st place, 2nd place, 2nd place..NOT A FKIN PROBLEM...So then I went to bed and woke up around 1 pm today and was like FUCKKK..hangover FTL
I'm probably going to be playing a ton of sngs today because it's double FPPs today because PokerStars is doing a special because it's Leap Day, so I'll see ya at the tables, and I'm gonna get blasted again tonight cuz that's how I roll.
All The Best,
bank
Thursday, February 28, 2008
God..fuck school
So the last couple of days have been really hectic. It's the last week before spring break so all the professors are naturally issuing papers and exams and whatnot, and I have played very little poker in the last two days. On Tuesday tho I did play in the $33r on Full Tilt which I managed to FT and get 6th for roughly $800. I ran KK into AA which is never fun, but my buddy Wretchy who was also at that FT took it down for $3,555 so it's ok. I have two more midterms today and will be getting out of class around 4 pm, in which I will either play poker all afternoon / night OR go out with some friends and get hammered at the bars to celebrate the commencement of spring break. I will let you know later on today what my plans are.
Stay hood,
bank
Stay hood,
bank
Monday, February 25, 2008
Long Day..sng session
So I woke up today around 8 am and studying for 2 hours for my midterm for Ethics in Criminal Justice, I pwned the test IMO. I got back to my apartment around 11 am and began writing a 4 - 6 page movie review on the film Blood Diamond and how it pertains to contemporary social problems. Then around 6:45 I headed over to my university's campus for a mandatory lecture I had to attend for one of my classes. The lecture was from a man who was in a very severe car accident when he was a senior in high school, and he received severe brain damage, so severe that he claims only 1% of individuals with his injuries survive at all, obv he was very lucky IMO.
After the lecture, I went over the mall with a friend of mine and browsed around and window shopped obv, then we headed over the Boca Ale House for some dinna and a couple of beers. I headed back to my apartment and realized it was 10:12 PM so I quickly ran upstairs and registered for the $55 6 max at 10:15 PM. I got a stack early, I got up to about 4,300 ( start with 1,500) at the 1st break, and then everything went downhill after the break. I raised to 425 (75/150 level) on the cutoff with KQdd, SB flat calls. the flop comes Ad Ks 3s he checks I bet he calls. The turn is the 6 of spades. He checks, I bet he flats again. The river is the K of hearts. I have about 2500 left at this point, and he bets about 1600, and I really feel like I'm beat, but it's hard to fold three kings in that spot, so I call and he turns over 105ss for a flush on the turn, wp sir. I only had about 6 BBs after that hand and it was gg.
So I have an early class tomorrow and decided not to play anymore MTTs and just played 8 $60 9 man turbo sngs before I went to bed. I cashed in 3 of them, placing in 1st, 2nd, and 3rd, resulting in a $15 profit between the sngs. weeeeee IMO
So it's 1:23 AM and I'm railin my buddy johnny3600 at the FT of the $24k gtd ($26 mtt) on FTP who is CL 9 handed with 1 mill..gl gl. take it down please..hope yall like my posts and I'll cya at the tables.
=]
Andrew / bankrollme87
After the lecture, I went over the mall with a friend of mine and browsed around and window shopped obv, then we headed over the Boca Ale House for some dinna and a couple of beers. I headed back to my apartment and realized it was 10:12 PM so I quickly ran upstairs and registered for the $55 6 max at 10:15 PM. I got a stack early, I got up to about 4,300 ( start with 1,500) at the 1st break, and then everything went downhill after the break. I raised to 425 (75/150 level) on the cutoff with KQdd, SB flat calls. the flop comes Ad Ks 3s he checks I bet he calls. The turn is the 6 of spades. He checks, I bet he flats again. The river is the K of hearts. I have about 2500 left at this point, and he bets about 1600, and I really feel like I'm beat, but it's hard to fold three kings in that spot, so I call and he turns over 105ss for a flush on the turn, wp sir. I only had about 6 BBs after that hand and it was gg.
So I have an early class tomorrow and decided not to play anymore MTTs and just played 8 $60 9 man turbo sngs before I went to bed. I cashed in 3 of them, placing in 1st, 2nd, and 3rd, resulting in a $15 profit between the sngs. weeeeee IMO
So it's 1:23 AM and I'm railin my buddy johnny3600 at the FT of the $24k gtd ($26 mtt) on FTP who is CL 9 handed with 1 mill..gl gl. take it down please..hope yall like my posts and I'll cya at the tables.
=]
Andrew / bankrollme87
My 1st Post
This is kind of exciting. I am going to give you guys what a typical Sunday is like for me. As you will soon read, I never got any chips in anything and busted short of the money in every tournament I played. I decided to stop playing around 5:30 pm for the night.
I woke up around 11 am, took a shower, grabbed some quick lunch at Quiznos and played a $92 + $8 6 handed sng satellite to the $530 Sunday Million (which I won OBV) before the Sunday Warm Up started on PokerStars at 12:45 pm.
I never really got anything going, I had 8,900 chips at the 200/400 level and picked up AK in the BB. A player in MP raised 3x to 1,200 and another player flatted ( we all had around 10k or so) I squeeze shoved all in from the BB..the 1st guy comes over the top for another 2k, and the 3rd guy in the pot calls as well. The initial raiser had 1010 and the other player had AK as well. When the flop came 10 high, it was GG that tournament.
The next tournament I played was the $109 freezeout on Stars. Again, I just could never get anything going in this tournament. I had about 2,400 at the 75 / 150 level..a fairly aggresive player raised from LP and I jammed 66 from the BB..he called with 77 and it was GG that tournament.
The next tournament started on FTP, the $240 + 16 Sunday Brawl. I got to around 5k at the 120/240 level, when a retard aggro monkey 3.5x from MP, I jam my 20 BBs or so from the SB with AKcc..he snap called with 66 and flopped a set, wtf SMFD you lagtard piece of shit.
The $20 1r 1a mtt on Stars started at 2:15 pm. This was the only tournament I ever really got going in, if you even want to remotely call it that. I had about 13k or s0 at the 300/600 level. A player raised all in from UTG for about 5 or 6 BBs. I isolate reship with 1010 from the SB, the BB who happened to be the CL at the table at that time called both of our all in with AK ( wp sir). The initial shover had A8, so I was happy to see he contained one of the other player's outs. The flop was J36..turn 5..river A..smfd pokerstars..srsly.
At this point in my day, I'm basically unregistering for almost everything because I'm so tilted at this point (including the $530 million which I have previously mentioned I won a seat to). The only other two tournaments I played was the $10r on stars (4 pm) and the $55 freezeout on stars (5 pm). The $10r I got to about 5k with about 5 minutes before the end of the rebuy period and picked up AQdd on the button. Now my mentality is that I don't really want to lose my whole stack right before the rebuy hour ends, so I just std 3x it instead of open shoving. BB calls with about 4k behind. Flop comes A94. He just open shoves, I'm like, wtf, smd, I call. He turns over A9, mbn.
The $55 freezeout on stars just put me over the edge of life tilt. about 2 orbits into the tournament, I get AA, facing a UTG 3x raise to 90. I reraise to 300 to let him know it's going to be expensive for him to continue on in the hand. He flats my reraise. The flop comes 764 with 2 hearts. He leads out for 360, about 1/2 the pot, at this point, my tilt and fear of getting another rediculous suckout kicked in and I just jam 2,600. He snap calls and turns over 88..turn 5 ball..not a fkin problem..gee gee bank...After this retarded garbage, I decide to call it quits for poker on the day and went outside and hit some tennis balls.
Around 9 pm or so I started studying for my ethics in criminal justice midterm which I pwned this morning at 10 am.
I am very tired at the moment, and won't be playing atleast until 9 pm tonight because I have to go to some gay fag lecture at 7 pm at school and who knows how long that will take, I might hit up a bar and grille for some brewskis and some dinna after the lecture. Hope anyone who reads this liked my blog, and good luck at the tables.
All the best,
bankrollem87 / andrew
I woke up around 11 am, took a shower, grabbed some quick lunch at Quiznos and played a $92 + $8 6 handed sng satellite to the $530 Sunday Million (which I won OBV) before the Sunday Warm Up started on PokerStars at 12:45 pm.
I never really got anything going, I had 8,900 chips at the 200/400 level and picked up AK in the BB. A player in MP raised 3x to 1,200 and another player flatted ( we all had around 10k or so) I squeeze shoved all in from the BB..the 1st guy comes over the top for another 2k, and the 3rd guy in the pot calls as well. The initial raiser had 1010 and the other player had AK as well. When the flop came 10 high, it was GG that tournament.
The next tournament I played was the $109 freezeout on Stars. Again, I just could never get anything going in this tournament. I had about 2,400 at the 75 / 150 level..a fairly aggresive player raised from LP and I jammed 66 from the BB..he called with 77 and it was GG that tournament.
The next tournament started on FTP, the $240 + 16 Sunday Brawl. I got to around 5k at the 120/240 level, when a retard aggro monkey 3.5x from MP, I jam my 20 BBs or so from the SB with AKcc..he snap called with 66 and flopped a set, wtf SMFD you lagtard piece of shit.
The $20 1r 1a mtt on Stars started at 2:15 pm. This was the only tournament I ever really got going in, if you even want to remotely call it that. I had about 13k or s0 at the 300/600 level. A player raised all in from UTG for about 5 or 6 BBs. I isolate reship with 1010 from the SB, the BB who happened to be the CL at the table at that time called both of our all in with AK ( wp sir). The initial shover had A8, so I was happy to see he contained one of the other player's outs. The flop was J36..turn 5..river A..smfd pokerstars..srsly.
At this point in my day, I'm basically unregistering for almost everything because I'm so tilted at this point (including the $530 million which I have previously mentioned I won a seat to). The only other two tournaments I played was the $10r on stars (4 pm) and the $55 freezeout on stars (5 pm). The $10r I got to about 5k with about 5 minutes before the end of the rebuy period and picked up AQdd on the button. Now my mentality is that I don't really want to lose my whole stack right before the rebuy hour ends, so I just std 3x it instead of open shoving. BB calls with about 4k behind. Flop comes A94. He just open shoves, I'm like, wtf, smd, I call. He turns over A9, mbn.
The $55 freezeout on stars just put me over the edge of life tilt. about 2 orbits into the tournament, I get AA, facing a UTG 3x raise to 90. I reraise to 300 to let him know it's going to be expensive for him to continue on in the hand. He flats my reraise. The flop comes 764 with 2 hearts. He leads out for 360, about 1/2 the pot, at this point, my tilt and fear of getting another rediculous suckout kicked in and I just jam 2,600. He snap calls and turns over 88..turn 5 ball..not a fkin problem..gee gee bank...After this retarded garbage, I decide to call it quits for poker on the day and went outside and hit some tennis balls.
Around 9 pm or so I started studying for my ethics in criminal justice midterm which I pwned this morning at 10 am.
I am very tired at the moment, and won't be playing atleast until 9 pm tonight because I have to go to some gay fag lecture at 7 pm at school and who knows how long that will take, I might hit up a bar and grille for some brewskis and some dinna after the lecture. Hope anyone who reads this liked my blog, and good luck at the tables.
All the best,
bankrollem87 / andrew
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